If you haven't seen it already...go check it out at the Blizzard site. It pretty much gave me wood.

Thank goodness it wasn't good beer, it was just a 6 pack of Stone that attacked me at the grocery store:






The awesome thing is that when the 3 hot firemen arrived at the grocery store to re-wrap my leg and take me to the hospital, they saw the 6 pack of Stella I was actually trying to pick up and said "Oh, you actually were getting the good beer, thank god that isn't what broke. Do you want one for the road?"

That and my other favorite quote:

HOT FIREMEN #1: "What should we do with all the blood in her other shoe?

HOT FIREMEN #2: "Eh, poor it on the floor."

Well, Aven said he always finds chicks with scars hot, so I decided it was time to get one...